Are you gonna eat me now?
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Which is the grossest verse?
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Are you gonna eat me now?
If you read my poem, vote on the grossest verse!
Please don't read the following message unless you have a strong stomach. It's my poem, and it's really gross.
Are you gonna eat me now?
Smear my guts all over the walls?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Turn my eyes into bouncy balls?
Are you gonna eat me now?
And turn me into human-pot-pie?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Throw my head into the sky?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Roast my toes for s'mores?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Or make me do your chores?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Use my eyelashes as your own?
Are you gonna eat me now?
And munch me to the bone?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Feed my nails to the fishes?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Use my blood to wash the dishes?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Make my hair a wig?
Are you gonna eat me now?
I'm really not that big.
I'd scarcely make a filling meal
And my blood ain't all that clean
My bones are weak
My hair is thin
And my muscles aren't very sleek.
My nails are dirty
My face is diseased
Half my fingers are gone
My leg is broken
My throat is so sore
I can't even sing a song
Do you still plan to eat me?
Despite my awful state?
Do you still plan to eat me?
I hope I won't be ate
Please don't read the following message unless you have a strong stomach. It's my poem, and it's really gross.
Are you gonna eat me now?
Smear my guts all over the walls?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Turn my eyes into bouncy balls?
Are you gonna eat me now?
And turn me into human-pot-pie?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Throw my head into the sky?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Roast my toes for s'mores?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Or make me do your chores?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Use my eyelashes as your own?
Are you gonna eat me now?
And munch me to the bone?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Feed my nails to the fishes?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Use my blood to wash the dishes?
Are you gonna eat me now?
Make my hair a wig?
Are you gonna eat me now?
I'm really not that big.
I'd scarcely make a filling meal
And my blood ain't all that clean
My bones are weak
My hair is thin
And my muscles aren't very sleek.
My nails are dirty
My face is diseased
Half my fingers are gone
My leg is broken
My throat is so sore
I can't even sing a song
Do you still plan to eat me?
Despite my awful state?
Do you still plan to eat me?
I hope I won't be ate
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Are you gonna eat me now? :: Comments
Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:43 am by Guest
lolwut?
hmm... have you ever seen Happy Tree Friends..?
hmm... have you ever seen Happy Tree Friends..?
Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:48 pm by Guest
Look it up on YouTube. NOW. It could give inspiration for another, grosser poem. ^^
Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:21 pm by Guest
I don't look up random things for YouTube. They might have bad words. Which I hate.
Also, I don't really like to write about gross things. I just said randomly on a chatbox once "Are you gonna eat me now? :3" and then I thought I just have to make that a poem. So I made the first verse, which wasn't enough. More were created. And the poem was born. It was hilarious, so I decided to keep it. The only problem it have me nausea.
And that's why I'm not very fond of gross poems.
Also, I don't really like to write about gross things. I just said randomly on a chatbox once "Are you gonna eat me now? :3" and then I thought I just have to make that a poem. So I made the first verse, which wasn't enough. More were created. And the poem was born. It was hilarious, so I decided to keep it. The only problem it have me nausea.
And that's why I'm not very fond of gross poems.
Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:04 am by Guest
I still recommend you watch Happy Tree Friends. In the dark. Alone. By yourself. And keep a bucket near by.
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:07 pm by Guest
eww . . .
I will definitely not watch it. Alone or with friends. In the light or the dark. With or without a bucket.
I will definitely not watch it. Alone or with friends. In the light or the dark. With or without a bucket.
Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:03 am by Guest
Because going cannibal is fun and all the cool kits are doing it Pheonixflight is obviously made of chocolate with a mint and truffle filling.
Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:56 pm by Guest
XDDDD
I don't know. Maybe I taste like peanut butter! I love peanut butter . . . but I hate peanuts.
I don't know. Maybe I taste like peanut butter! I love peanut butter . . . but I hate peanuts.
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