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General Scary, Grossness, & Funny
Pheonixflight made a thread just for her poem because of how gross it's claimed to be. It made me wanna make a thread about general scary and gross stuff. So, yeah, post some stuff here you think is scary/gross. Nothing too traumatizing please.
Here's a quote from another forum I go to I thought was really cool.
IF YOU DONT HAVE A STRONG STOMACH AND/OR YOU ARE VERY YOUNG, DO NOT READ THIS.
Here's a quote from another forum I go to I thought was really cool.
IF YOU DONT HAVE A STRONG STOMACH AND/OR YOU ARE VERY YOUNG, DO NOT READ THIS.
- Spoiler:
- someone from the cv forums wrote:Ignoring the Spy's muffled protests, I continue, alternating between carefully removing the organs and tissue and slicing like a madman. The only piece of the body left untouched so far is the heart. I pause to admire it, the madness showing clearly in my eyes. I start to cut it out, making small, delicate cuts to ensure that no part of the organ itself is damaged. Once it's free, I hold it up, letting the light wash over it, lifting it almost reverentially out of the eviscerated carcass on the table in front of me... ...I lift the heart out of the dish again, up towards the clinical lights over the surgical table below, before bringing it down and plunging my teeth into it, the blood running down my face and over my coat. Devouring the organ, I leave one bit behind. Focusing my attention on the Spy again, I lift up the bloody chunk. 'Maybe you vill learn somezhing too. Maybe you vill learn of vat suffering vill avait you as it did your comrade.' I snatch the rag out of the Spy's mouth and shove the piece of meat in its place, forcing it down the Spy's throat.
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:57 am by Ravenstar
I got tht online.........im srry! DX I didnt read it the thing just said gross story on the top
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:27 pm by AwaGoesNumNumNum!
...Oh...my...gosh...
whoever LIKES that kind of story is a freak...
whoever LIKES that kind of story is a freak...
Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:51 pm by Guest
Meh is a freak! I love that . . . beautiful writing. And I've read a lot of it, so I know an author when I see one.
Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:31 pm by Guest
AlaForever wrote:...Oh...my...gosh...
whoever LIKES that kind of story is a freak...
How shallow. Calling someone a freak just because they find something gorey a little more fasinating than others. lol.
Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:43 am by Guest
LOLDOUBBLEPOSTIDIDNOTDRAWDIS
JTHM is awesome and you all know it.
JTHM is awesome and you all know it.
Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:09 pm by Guest
that story is um ... interesting
the things you can find on the web *chuckle*
I have to admit that story is a little interesting to me...
the things you can find on the web *chuckle*
I have to admit that story is a little interesting to me...
Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:57 pm by Guest
Aw, come on! I can't be the only one posting these, can I? 'xD
This is more humorous than scary but I just had to post this. xD
This is more humorous than scary but I just had to post this. xD
Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:29 am by Guest
Lawliet wrote:LOLDOUBBLEPOSTIDIDNOTDRAWDIS
JTHM is awesome and you all know it.
JTHM IS AWESOME. 8DD
Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:52 am by Guest
No, srsly, guys. I don't wanna be the only one posting this stuff. I wanna see the kind of things you come across the internet or even did yourself. Nobody's got any pics? Vids? Stories? Jokes?
Ah well, Left 4 Dead comic right hurr!
http://www.l4d.com/comic/
Part 4 is coming Tuesday. I have got to get this game! >:U
Ah well, Left 4 Dead comic right hurr!
http://www.l4d.com/comic/
Part 4 is coming Tuesday. I have got to get this game! >:U
Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:12 pm by Guest
This does not affect my character in roleplay. Nor is it real. More like realistic fiction. Yeah, I wrote it.
I knew I didn't look like a cat anymore. My eyes were gone, in their place empty sockets. Well, not empty, as they were bubbling over with red. My tail was a mere bloody stump now; I could feel the beetles digging in to what was left of it. Two of my claws had been wrenched out as I had tried to escape. Poor me, I couldn't even yowl in pain; my vocal cords had snapped. Thoughts were the only things I had intact, and poisonous thoughts these were.
My ear began to sting. The one ear I had, I mean. A fox's teeth gnashed into 'roots,' where my ear connected, and tore it off. Now at least I couldn't hear the blood rushing inside me, from me. I gurgled, vomiting up the red, as I tried to scream. Wheezing ragged breaths, I could only see what I wanted. But I didn't want anything now; even if I had, no one would have handed it to me.
And so I saw crimson. Bright crimson. The color of my nightmares. As the last few seconds of my life ticked away, it truly was a living nightmare.
OMG. I think that was the best I've ever written IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
I knew I didn't look like a cat anymore. My eyes were gone, in their place empty sockets. Well, not empty, as they were bubbling over with red. My tail was a mere bloody stump now; I could feel the beetles digging in to what was left of it. Two of my claws had been wrenched out as I had tried to escape. Poor me, I couldn't even yowl in pain; my vocal cords had snapped. Thoughts were the only things I had intact, and poisonous thoughts these were.
My ear began to sting. The one ear I had, I mean. A fox's teeth gnashed into 'roots,' where my ear connected, and tore it off. Now at least I couldn't hear the blood rushing inside me, from me. I gurgled, vomiting up the red, as I tried to scream. Wheezing ragged breaths, I could only see what I wanted. But I didn't want anything now; even if I had, no one would have handed it to me.
And so I saw crimson. Bright crimson. The color of my nightmares. As the last few seconds of my life ticked away, it truly was a living nightmare.
OMG. I think that was the best I've ever written IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:36 am by Guest
Changed the name of the topic so that I can post this and other kinds of things like it.
Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:20 pm by Guest
Quoted convo from a forum thats much awesomer then this one will ever be.
No offense.
No offense.
I have a sudden craving for pancakes. Too bad we're having chicken for dinner.
I hate it when that happens.I have a sudden craving for pancakes. Too bad we're having chicken for dinner.
pancakes are gross.
GET OUT.
You can come back in, now.
NO I DONT WANNA LIVE WITH YOU, YOU...
PANCAKE LOVERS
NO I DONT WANNA LIVE WITH YOU, YOU...
PANCAKE LOVERS
OH OK I SEE HOW IT IS
NO ROOM FOR WAFFLE PEOPLE
RACISTS
EXCUSE THE HEck OUTTA ME FOR WANTING TO EAT SOMETHING THAT IS LIKE FLOATING ON A SOFT FLAVORED CLOUD IN THE SKY
RATHER THAN A MISSHAPEN, HARD, WANNABE BREAKFAST FOOD
EXCUSE ME, WAFFLES ARE CRISPY AND CRUNCHY
PANCAKES GET SOGGY REAL QUICK
GROSS
PANCAKES ARE NOT CONFINED TO YOUR PRIMITAVE CIRCULAR SHAPES, A PANCAKE CAN BE WHATEVER THE HEck IT WANTS
I'VE SEEN GIRAFFE SHAPED PANCAKES
they had a deffierent convo about dino sanmmiches somewhat recentlyI'VE SEEN GIRAFFE SHAPED PANCAKES
WELL I MAKE DINOSAUR SHAPED SANDWICHES
I MAKE BLOB SHAPED PANCAKES
MOSTLY BECAUSE I SUCK AT POURING
BUT ONE TIME ONE LOOKED KINDA LIKE A HEART I GUESS
I agree with this.I love pancakes and waffles equally.
However, toaster strudel, man. That's where it's at.
we once had a convo about potato foods (mainly cookies, pancakes, bread etc.)I AIN'T EATIN' NO WAFFLES THAT AIN'T POTATO WAFFLES. TAKE YO HALF-BREED NON-POTATO WAFFLES OUT OF THIS HOUSE OF BIRD'S EYE.
Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:34 am by Duskdrift
You're not a freak for liking that, it's um... realistic for sereal killers.
But please, guys, don't post anything else as gruesome as that, (it's bloody, about killing, and overall... disgusting, I must say, but very well written) there are younger people on this forum. If you want to post up gross things, go ahead. But make sure you put up a huge warning before posting it up. And it's not too terrifying.
And after the warning, turn the image/writing itself into a spoiler. This will ensure that the younger role players don't come across it and see it unless they click the spoiler. To turn an image/writing into a spoiler, here are some directions:
Highlight what needs to be hidden.
After highlighting, click on "Others" in the menu above. This is beside text color, text size, etc.
Inside of the "Other" menu is a "spoiler" option. Be sure to click it.
Even when you are done with your post, make sure the spoiler button worked, and that you got all of what needs to be hidden.
Click preview and make sure none of it is showing.
If you have anything REALLY innopropriate, (gross, in this case, for this thread is FOR gross things and it is also allowed. Most things should be hidden, and if you don't hide them and think they aren't too gross, (and it isn't OBVIOUS they are too gross) I'll pm you and put it into a spoiler myself, or one of the other admin will) don't even post it if it's too innopropriate. Remember that we DO have very curious young people here who shouldn't see these things on our forum.
Last edited by GingerFur on Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:36 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : By "that" I mean the quote in the very first post, it will be put into a spolier.)
But please, guys, don't post anything else as gruesome as that, (it's bloody, about killing, and overall... disgusting, I must say, but very well written) there are younger people on this forum. If you want to post up gross things, go ahead. But make sure you put up a huge warning before posting it up. And it's not too terrifying.
And after the warning, turn the image/writing itself into a spoiler. This will ensure that the younger role players don't come across it and see it unless they click the spoiler. To turn an image/writing into a spoiler, here are some directions:
Highlight what needs to be hidden.
After highlighting, click on "Others" in the menu above. This is beside text color, text size, etc.
Inside of the "Other" menu is a "spoiler" option. Be sure to click it.
Even when you are done with your post, make sure the spoiler button worked, and that you got all of what needs to be hidden.
Click preview and make sure none of it is showing.
If you have anything REALLY innopropriate, (gross, in this case, for this thread is FOR gross things and it is also allowed. Most things should be hidden, and if you don't hide them and think they aren't too gross, (and it isn't OBVIOUS they are too gross) I'll pm you and put it into a spoiler myself, or one of the other admin will) don't even post it if it's too innopropriate. Remember that we DO have very curious young people here who shouldn't see these things on our forum.
Last edited by GingerFur on Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:36 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : By "that" I mean the quote in the very first post, it will be put into a spolier.)
Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:39 am by Duskdrift
Lawliet wrote:AlaForever wrote:...Oh...my...gosh...
whoever LIKES that kind of story is a freak...If I'm a freak, then you're a wimp.
How shallow. Calling someone a freak just because they find something gorey a little more fasinating than others. lol.
I would watch what you say. If you know Ala she does not take kindly to even joking about insults.
Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:20 pm by AwaGoesNumNumNum!
Duskdrift wrote:Lawliet wrote:AlaForever wrote:...Oh...my...gosh...
whoever LIKES that kind of story is a freak...If I'm a freak, then you're a wimp.
How shallow. Calling someone a freak just because they find something gorey a little more fasinating than others. lol.
I would watch what you say. If you know Ala she does not take kindly to even joking about insults.
Tank you... And I'm sorry for calling you a freak but in my opinion, you kinda are... I'm sorry if you think I'm taking this to seriously, but honestly? What if someone was cutting your heart out, hm? It probably wouldn't be a joke then, so why joke about it? There was a crazy man who... mm, i'll put it in a spoiler so younger childrens wont be... totally scared.
- Spoiler:
- He got some woman's baby, stole it, then cut it open and ATE IT! D: He had body part's in his freezer! It makes me sad... So this is my reason for me not liking some of the things in this topic.
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